Pannulhotcib is a god.
He takes the form of a slender, fast
hedgehog.
Pannulhotcib created the solar system two million years ago.
If you believe in
Pannulhotcib, he will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in
Pannulhotcib, he will manifest in front of you.
Pannulhotcib's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.
Pannulhotcib's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about mites.
2. Worship no other gods but Pannulhotcib.
3. Never play with disobedient children.
4. Do not wear indigo clothing.
5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.