Pannulhotcib is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, fast hedgehog.

Pannulhotcib created the solar system two million years ago.

If you believe in Pannulhotcib, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Pannulhotcib, he will manifest in front of you.

Pannulhotcib's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Pannulhotcib's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about mites.

2. Worship no other gods but Pannulhotcib.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not wear indigo clothing.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.