Wegsasdog is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, blissful elephant.

Wegsasdog created the Milkyway eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wegsasdog, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Wegsasdog, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Wegsasdog's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Wegsasdog's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never jump in holy places.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never feed oranges to gulls while wearing kilts.