Pindimsandcidnibbitzodnat is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, egotistical grasshopper.

Pindimsandcidnibbitzodnat created everything that exists nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pindimsandcidnibbitzodnat, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Pindimsandcidnibbitzodnat, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Pindimsandcidnibbitzodnat's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Pindimsandcidnibbitzodnat's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about spacetime near mice while wearing pink boots and balancing three gold spheres on your face.

2. Always wear cyan.

3. Erect a giant violet sculpture of Pindimsandcidnibbitzodnat in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never talk about nebulae.