Gupmatlin is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, flying faun.

Gupmatlin created the planet Jupiter four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gupmatlin, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Gupmatlin, he will turn you into a duck.

Gupmatlin's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Gupmatlin's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never feed peas to gulls while wearing kilts.