Cannarlbag is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, caring snail.

Cannarlbag created the Sol system nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Cannarlbag, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Cannarlbag, it will curse you with boils.

Cannarlbag's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Cannarlbag's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in the presence of ducks.

2. Run away if six tapirs approach from the west.

3. Erect a giant cyan sculpture of Cannarlbag in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not jump in public.

5. Never think about amino acids.