Weebonsabsak is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, pitiless owl.

Weebonsabsak created Asia two years ago.

If you believe in Weebonsabsak, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Weebonsabsak, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Weebonsabsak's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Weebonsabsak's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat porpoises with great respect.

2. Never sing in holy places.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never mention hamsters.

5. Do not jump in public.