Nigominbast is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, witty newt.

Nigominbast created the Cigar Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nigominbast, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Nigominbast, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Nigominbast's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Nigominbast's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. You must love Nigominbast.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not drink water in green rooms.