Febtettisom is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, sage centaur.

Febtettisom created the planet Saturn eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Febtettisom, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Febtettisom, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Febtettisom's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Febtettisom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear violet clothing.

2. Do not kill moths.

3. Always treat ants with great respect.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.