Legkopvig Gatcedmadyogvegnat is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, blissful swan.

Legkopvig Gatcedmadyogvegnat created life six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Legkopvig Gatcedmadyogvegnat, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Legkopvig Gatcedmadyogvegnat, it will turn you into a slug.

Legkopvig Gatcedmadyogvegnat's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Legkopvig Gatcedmadyogvegnat's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Do not wear gray clothing.

4. Always help sick capybaras.

5. Never mention horses.