Vildunarp Natripkop is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, unthoughtful cow.

Vildunarp Natripkop created light four years ago.

If you believe in Vildunarp Natripkop, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Vildunarp Natripkop, it will be mildly annoyed.

Vildunarp Natripkop's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Vildunarp Natripkop's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never talk about dark matter near manatees while wearing purple kilts and balancing four aluminium spheres on your arms.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Put Vildunarp Natripkop first in all things.

5. Do not eat beans.