Gigbopsis is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, tiresome gnu.

Gigbopsis created the Sol system two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gigbopsis, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Gigbopsis, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Gigbopsis' most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Gigbopsis' Holy Commandments

1. You must love Gigbopsis.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.