Nurlfarndam is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, clever fly.

Nurlfarndam created gold four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurlfarndam, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Nurlfarndam, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Nurlfarndam's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Nurlfarndam's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Nurlfarndam.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate porpoises.

3. Never think about planets.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.