Dimxuckbif is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, bad-tempered butterfly.

Dimxuckbif created humanity two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dimxuckbif, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Dimxuckbif, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Dimxuckbif's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Dimxuckbif's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed bananas to squirrels while wearing shorts.

2. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

3. Do not take Dimxuckbif's name in vain.

4. Do not wear blue clothing.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.