Motzoglimbomquart is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, all-knowing walrus.

Motzoglimbomquart created vertebrates four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Motzoglimbomquart, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Motzoglimbomquart, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Motzoglimbomquart's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Motzoglimbomquart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep three moths in a large pit.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Motzoglimbomquart must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not hurt mites.

5. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Motzoglimbomquart in the centre of the settlement.