Artbabarp is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, two-faced giraffe.

Artbabarp created a charm quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Artbabarp, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Artbabarp, he will not invite you to parties.

Artbabarp's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Artbabarp's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never talk about nebulae.

4. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a building before entering it.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.