Tigbetbot is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, omniscient lion.

Tigbetbot created the solar system four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tigbetbot, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Tigbetbot, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Tigbetbot's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Tigbetbot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Tigbetbot loves badgers, so they must be honoured.

3. Never think about cell theory.

4. Never think about fluid mechanics.

5. Never think about quantum mechanics near otters while wearing turquoise skirts and balancing eight platinum spheres on your feet.