Lidzimsaf is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, irritating dugong.

Lidzimsaf created the Andromeda Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lidzimsaf, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Lidzimsaf, he will come to you in dreams.

Lidzimsaf's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Lidzimsaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. You must pray to Lidzimsaf nine times a day.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.