Goffubfly is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, emotional sheep.

Goffubfly created the Virgo Supercluster seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Goffubfly, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Goffubfly, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Goffubfly's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Goffubfly's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing near otters.

2. Do not dye your hair red.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not trade with those who eat turnips.

5. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Goffubfly on top of all buildings.