Cimhin is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, emotional hare.

Cimhin created Mount Everest nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cimhin, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Cimhin, he will turn you into a tree.

Cimhin's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Cimhin's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cimhin.

2. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

3. Always obey Cimhin's priests.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Always treat badgers with great respect.