Fatkipmigpin Vogfosspak is a god.

He takes the form of a large, awe-inspiring shark.

Fatkipmigpin Vogfosspak created the planet Earth four billion years ago.

If you believe in Fatkipmigpin Vogfosspak, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fatkipmigpin Vogfosspak, he will turn you into a rock.

Fatkipmigpin Vogfosspak's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Fatkipmigpin Vogfosspak's Holy Commandments

1. Always help voles in need.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate rats.

3. You must pray to Fatkipmigpin Vogfosspak six times a day.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

5. Never think about moons.