Rulsingofpangquattitrullpon is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, tiresome bee.

Rulsingofpangquattitrullpon created a Higgs boson six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rulsingofpangquattitrullpon, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Rulsingofpangquattitrullpon, she will turn you into a frog.

Rulsingofpangquattitrullpon's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Rulsingofpangquattitrullpon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Worship no other gods but Rulsingofpangquattitrullpon.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Always treat pigs with great respect.

5. Put Rulsingofpangquattitrullpon first in all things.