Fabkoncapbut is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, able troll.

Fabkoncapbut created the planet Venus two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fabkoncapbut, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Fabkoncapbut, he will boil you in a big pot.

Fabkoncapbut's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Fabkoncapbut's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Always make sure there are no doves in a building before entering it.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Hide from magenta squirrels for they are unholy.

5. Never talk about solid mechanics.