Yokflapbom is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, weak fairy.

Yokflapbom created snails eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yokflapbom, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Yokflapbom, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Yokflapbom's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Yokflapbom's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never chant in the presence of bats.

5. Always treat eagles with great respect.