Cidfubfob Ganbitflis is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, confident skunk.

Cidfubfob Ganbitflis created snails five billion years ago.

If you believe in Cidfubfob Ganbitflis, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Cidfubfob Ganbitflis, he will destroy your home solar system.

Cidfubfob Ganbitflis' most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Cidfubfob Ganbitflis' Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not wear silicon on your body.