Himkabpang is a god.

He takes the form of a large, unselfish gnu.

Himkabpang created a quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Himkabpang, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Himkabpang, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Himkabpang's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Himkabpang's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

4. Never sit near frogs.

5. Always stare at clouds.