Sitbepbep Fatnillpin is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, annoying gorilla.

Sitbepbep Fatnillpin created energy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sitbepbep Fatnillpin, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Sitbepbep Fatnillpin, he will turn you into a rat.

Sitbepbep Fatnillpin's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Sitbepbep Fatnillpin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Sitbepbep Fatnillpin's name in vain.

2. Hide if nine dogs approach from the south.

3. Sitbepbep Fatnillpin loves voles, so they must be respected.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sitbepbep Fatnillpin.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate moths.
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