Pidtarptiktun is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, selfish fox.

Pidtarptiktun created light four billion years ago.

If you believe in Pidtarptiktun, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Pidtarptiktun, it will throw large rocks at you.

Pidtarptiktun's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Pidtarptiktun's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in yellow.