Veenmatdan is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, intelligent centipede.

Veenmatdan created oxygen four billion years ago.

If you believe in Veenmatdan, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Veenmatdan, it will turn you into a hamster.

Veenmatdan's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Veenmatdan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. You must never eat nuts.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. You must love Veenmatdan.
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