Cubflybat Budsisdosshan is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, merciful bear.

Cubflybat Budsisdosshan created an electron two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cubflybat Budsisdosshan, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cubflybat Budsisdosshan, it will have a low opinion of you.

Cubflybat Budsisdosshan's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Cubflybat Budsisdosshan's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear dresses.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not eat spinach.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cubflybat Budsisdosshan.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cubflybat Budsisdosshan.