Flowrulleg is a god.
He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, resourceful
eagle.
Flowrulleg created the planet Mars two thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Flowrulleg, he will look favourably on your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Flowrulleg, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.
Flowrulleg's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.
Flowrulleg's Holy Commandments1. Do not speak about spinach.
2. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.
3. Pray towards the east.
4. Dogs are not to be trusted.
5. Always take life seriously.