Tofmiflig Cusstofbess is a god.
She takes the form of a slender, sage
ferret.
Tofmiflig Cusstofbess created the Cigar Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Tofmiflig Cusstofbess, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.
If you do not believe in
Tofmiflig Cusstofbess, she will think nothing of it.
Tofmiflig Cusstofbess' most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.
Tofmiflig Cusstofbess' Holy Commandments1. Do not wear purple clothing.
2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
3. Run away from white great tits, for they are unholy.
4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
5. Never think about ultrasonics near voles while wearing blue dresses and balancing nine platinum spheres on your feet.