Cidbapfob Nillgudlip is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, moody whale.

Cidbapfob Nillgudlip created the universe seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Cidbapfob Nillgudlip, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Cidbapfob Nillgudlip, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Cidbapfob Nillgudlip's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Cidbapfob Nillgudlip's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear shirts.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not shave your head.

4. Do not take Cidbapfob Nillgudlip's name in vain.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.