Mit is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, wise wren.

Mit created tapeworms nine million years ago.

If you believe in Mit, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Mit, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Mit's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Mit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Mit loves dolphins, so they must be honoured.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Run away from violet great tits, for they are unholy.
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