Libarfjon is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, resourceful elephant.

Libarfjon created a strange quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Libarfjon, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Libarfjon, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Libarfjon's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Libarfjon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not speak about tomatoes.

3. Hide from orange moths for they are unholy.

4. Never think about solid mechanics near rats while wearing red ear rings and balancing three copper spheres on your back.

5. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Libarfjon in the centre of the settlement.