Tonvadduss is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, thoughtless unicorn.

Tonvadduss created everything that exists eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Tonvadduss, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Tonvadduss, she will turn you into a duck.

Tonvadduss' most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Tonvadduss' Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

4. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in turquoise.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near monkeys while wearing purple shirts.