Vinwitraw is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, awe-inspiring beaver.

Vinwitraw created the Sombrero Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vinwitraw, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Vinwitraw, he will curse you with boils.

Vinwitraw's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Vinwitraw's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never feed lentils to mites while wearing red hats.

3. Vinwitraw must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not trade with those who eat pineapples.