Danhonbitkar is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, flying naga.

Danhonbitkar created oxygen three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Danhonbitkar, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Danhonbitkar, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Danhonbitkar's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Danhonbitkar's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if nine dogs approach from the south.

2. Do not sit in public.

3. Never think about ultrasonics near cats while wearing white tights and balancing eight iron spheres on your neck.

4. Always help frogs in need.

5. Never eat onions.