Yarlflaglig is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, all-knowing lobster.

Yarlflaglig created the planet Jupiter eight million years ago.

If you believe in Yarlflaglig, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Yarlflaglig, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Yarlflaglig's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Yarlflaglig's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not wear orange clothing.

4. Never go into purple rooms.

5. Never talk about solid mechanics.