Gedmegbod is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, dishonest jaguar.

Gedmegbod created a quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Gedmegbod, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Gedmegbod, she will turn you into a rat.

Gedmegbod's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Gedmegbod's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Gedmegbod.

4. Always look after injured mice.

5. Gedmegbod must be the most important thing in your life.