Fedlibfly Wonzanpig is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, narcissistic beaver.

Fedlibfly Wonzanpig created the planet Earth eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Fedlibfly Wonzanpig, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Fedlibfly Wonzanpig, she will turn you into a mole.

Fedlibfly Wonzanpig's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Fedlibfly Wonzanpig's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fedlibfly Wonzanpig.

2. Never think about comets.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Fedlibfly Wonzanpig.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not keep seven grasshopers in a large pit.
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