Dubrulbeg is a god.
It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, passionate
shrew.
Dubrulbeg created a bottom quark five billion years ago.
If you believe in
Dubrulbeg, it will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in
Dubrulbeg, it will remove you from existence.
Dubrulbeg's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.
Dubrulbeg's Holy Commandments1. Always help great tits in need.
2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
3. Never feed lots of turnips to porpoises while wearing cyan corsets.
4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
5. Never eat aubergines.