Madjonham is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, clever fox.

Madjonham created the Black Eye Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Madjonham, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Madjonham, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Madjonham's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Madjonham's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chant in public.

2. Never talk about eagles.

3. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Madjonham in the centre of the settlement.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not drink water in brown rooms.