Stipjatdadwan is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, flying dove.

Stipjatdadwan created energy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stipjatdadwan, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Stipjatdadwan, he will think nothing of it.

Stipjatdadwan's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Stipjatdadwan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Run away from red goats, for they are unholy.

3. Always help foxes.

4. Always treat snakes with great respect.

5. Do not keep eight nematodes in a large pit.