Lopsasbod is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, wise dragon.

Lopsasbod created the planet Venus nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lopsasbod, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Lopsasbod, she will curse you with boils.

Lopsasbod's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Lopsasbod's Holy Commandments

1. Put Lopsasbod first in all things.

2. Do not wear brown clothing.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.