Pagriggup is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, deceitful ferret.

Pagriggup created Africa nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pagriggup, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Pagriggup, she will not care at all.

Pagriggup's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Pagriggup's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not wear titanium on your body.

3. Never talk about dwarf planets.

4. Erect three carbon sculptures of Pagriggup on top of important buildings.

5. Never think about electromagnetism.