Pagriggup is a god.
She takes the form of a very small, deceitful
ferret.
Pagriggup created Africa nine thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Pagriggup, she will give you a free moon.
If you do not believe in
Pagriggup, she will not care at all.
Pagriggup's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.
Pagriggup's Holy Commandments1. Fast once a month.
2. Do not wear titanium on your body.
3. Never talk about dwarf planets.
4. Erect three carbon sculptures of Pagriggup on top of important buildings.
5. Never think about electromagnetism.