Lipjamlim Wablabpop Rulbafquattof is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, narcissistic elephant.

Lipjamlim Wablabpop Rulbafquattof created matter five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lipjamlim Wablabpop Rulbafquattof, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Lipjamlim Wablabpop Rulbafquattof, he will torture you forever.

Lipjamlim Wablabpop Rulbafquattof's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Lipjamlim Wablabpop Rulbafquattof's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Never feed spinach to tapirs while wearing hats.

4. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

5. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in white.
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