Rawhonnib is a god.
He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, competent
penguin.
Rawhonnib created a bottom quark two million years ago.
If you believe in
Rawhonnib, he will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Rawhonnib, he will not care at all.
Rawhonnib's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.
Rawhonnib's Holy Commandments1. Never eat peas.
2. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.
3. Never play with disobedient children.
4. Learn seven new languages a year.
5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.