Rawhonnib is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, competent penguin.

Rawhonnib created a bottom quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Rawhonnib, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Rawhonnib, he will not care at all.

Rawhonnib's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Rawhonnib's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat peas.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Learn seven new languages a year.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.