Leglarndap is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, smart dove.

Leglarndap created the planet Earth four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Leglarndap, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Leglarndap, it will jump up and down on your head.

Leglarndap's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Leglarndap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never wear violet shirts.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

4. Never bounce near aardvarks.

5. Never look in ponds.