Pashasham is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, charitable dryad.

Pashasham created a charm quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Pashasham, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Pashasham, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Pashasham's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Pashasham's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Pashasham.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate grasshopers.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Put Pashasham first in all things.

5. Do not speak about tomatoes.