Kentarpgess is a god.
It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, narcissistic
seal.
Kentarpgess created humankind four billion years ago.
If you believe in
Kentarpgess, it will look after your home planet.
If you do not believe in
Kentarpgess, it will turn you into a worm.
Kentarpgess' most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.
Kentarpgess' Holy Commandments1. Kentarpgess loves frogs, so they must be respected.
2. Do not dye your hair red.
3. Never think about black holes.
4. Do not hurt ants.
5. You must never eat coconuts.